“He threw all those parties, hoping she’d wander in one night.”

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scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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madeofair:

printing this out and hanging it over my face.

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thekidshouldseethis:

A lesson in tradition taught in a less traditional way, How to Tie a Bow tie taught with stop-motion… by a bow tie. 

Related: more clothes videos + and other tutorials.

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I don’t even wear bowties but <3

territorialcreep:


itseasytoremember:


whythefuckareyouromeo:




0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 


Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.


i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.


I have reblogged this like ten times

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

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thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

  • Monday
  • Monday #2
  • Monday #3
  • Monday #4
  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Pre-Monday

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Two-time Oscar-winning shrug

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hahawhore:

I wait all year to reblog this

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